- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Donald Trump

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Wait what? I did not type that!

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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