why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

what do u call a apple a apple

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Your face is hilarious.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Knock Knock. Come in.

your mom died.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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