- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Do you like fishsticks No

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

the love boat

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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