- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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