Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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