- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

world peace

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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