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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

give me a thumbs up

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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