What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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