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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

A mans opinion.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A blind man walks into a wall.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning