Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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