How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

dick dick dick... frogs

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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