How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Potato!

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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