- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

The lion swallowed his pride.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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