- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Anthony sucks

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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