- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

what's black and can't swim?

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

He walked in a bar

1+2 = 6

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

what is orange? an orange

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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