James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Keanu Reaves

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Weed.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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