- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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