Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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