- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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