- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

wael.. nuff said

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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