- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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