What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Nickleback.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Your face

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Anti Joke

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