How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Women's Rights

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