Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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hello

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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