Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Three black men were walking...

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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I have aids

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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