- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

My dad

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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