What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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