What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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ur gay

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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