What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Nuneaton..

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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