- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

That's what she didn't say

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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