- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

A kid has no friends.

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