There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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This is an anti joke

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Compton

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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chuck norris

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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