Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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