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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

NEVER

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

I like colin but not as much as apple

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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