Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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