- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

People...

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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