- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

think twice or at least think

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Michel Moor on a die...

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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