I've got a dig bick

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Refrigerator

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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