- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

CAVE JOHNSON.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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