- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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