chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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jwe

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Women's rights.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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