whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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women's rights

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What comes after 69? 70

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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