- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Justin Bieber's mother.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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