- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

your life

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

poop

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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