- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

A train poops its pants.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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