- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Koalas mum is a slut

Jokes Ki Duniya

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did the man die? he had cancer

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