- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

A black man walks Into a bar.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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