we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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