A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Sac

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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punchline below punchline above

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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