What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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ugh good riddance

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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